WetinDey·therasafe lab

Stop panicking.
Sabi your lab result.

AI translates Nigerian lab tests into plain English, Pidgin, Hausa, Yoruba, and Igbo. From cryptic abbreviations to clear understanding in 30 seconds.

  • Free to start
  • 5 Nigerian languages
  • Reviewed by clinicians
Original result
FBC + MP REPORT
Hb11.2 g/dL
PCV33%
WBC8.4
MP+++
PLT186
In Pidgin · 30s later
Your blood low smallWatch
Hb na 11.2 — small below normal. Maybe mild anaemia.
Malaria don showSee doctor
MP +++ na heavy malaria. Go clinic today.
No infectionNormal
WBC normal — your body no dey fight infection.
The problem

Your result arrives.
You cant read it.

Hb. PCV. MCV. ALT. Creatinine. Walls of three-letter abbreviations and decimals you can't Google. Doctors don't have time to explain. Family WhatsApp groups guess. So you panic, or you ignore it. Both are dangerous.

67%

Can’t interpret their own result

A 2024 survey of Nigerian outpatients found two-thirds couldn’t explain what their lab values meant — even the ones flagged abnormal.

8 min

Average GP consult in Lagos

Not enough time to walk you through every value. So you leave with a slip of paper and no real understanding of what’s wrong.

2.3M

Nigerians missing malaria treatment

WHO 2023: million-plus Nigerians who tested positive never started treatment — many because they didn’t know what their result said.

How it works

From cryptic to clear
in 30 seconds.

  1. Paste your result.

    Type the values from your lab slip, or upload a photo. WetinDey reads handwritten results, printed sheets, and PDFs from Lagos to Lokoja.

    ⌘ Photo upload arriving Q3 2026

  2. Choose your language.

    English, Pidgin, Hausa, Yoruba, Igbo. Built-from-scratch translations — not Google Translate. Every clinical term verified by Nigerian doctors and pharmacists.

    ⌘ More Nigerian languages arriving 2027

  3. Get a clear explanation.

    Each value: what it is, whether it’s normal, what abnormal could mean, and crucially — when you should see a doctor. We never replace clinical care.

    ⌘ Always tells you when to seek help

Live example

A real Nigerian lab result.
Translated.

This is what a typical full blood count + malaria parasite report looks like at a Lagos lab and what WetinDey shows you in plain language.

Original
FBC + MP Patient Report
Hb (Haemoglobin)11.2 g/dL
PCV (Packed Cell Vol.)33 %
RBC4.1 ×10⁶/μL
WBC8.4 ×10³/μL
Neutrophils62 %
Lymphocytes31 %
Platelets186 ×10³/μL
MP (Malaria Parasites)+++
ESR22 mm/hr
WetinDey · Pidgin
Wetin your result dey talk
  • Your blood don low smallWatch
    Hb na 11.2 g/dL. E low pass normal small (12-16 for women, 13-17 for men). Maybe mild anaemia. Eat better food, drink more water, follow up with doctor for next test.
  • Malaria don show plentySee doctor today
    MP +++ na heavy malaria parasite. No wait. Go clinic today, collect treatment. If you don dey shake, fever, or weak — make hospital sharp sharp.
  • No infection signNormal
    WBC + Neutrophils normal. Your body no dey fight bacteria infection. Good news — but malaria still need treatment.
  • Other values normalNormal
    Platelets, Lymphocytes, RBC, ESR — all dey normal range. No additional concern from these numbers.
EnglishPidginHausaYorubaIgbo
Languages

Five Nigerian languages.
More on the way.

Every language built ground-up with Nigerian medical professionals not auto-translated. Each phrase reviewed for clinical accuracy AND cultural fit.

English
Nigerian medical English

“Your haemoglobin is slightly below normal range — this could indicate mild anaemia.”

Pidgin
Naija Pidgin · 75M speakers

“Your blood don low small. Maybe mild anaemia. No be heavy thing, but make you go check up.”

Hausa
53M speakers · Northern Nigeria

“Jinin ka ya yi kasa kadan. Wannan na iya nuna anaemia mai sauki.”

Yoruba
47M speakers · South-West Nigeria

“Ẹ̀jẹ̀ rẹ ti dín díẹ̀. Èyí lè jẹ́ àmì àísí ẹ̀jẹ̀ tí kò pọ̀ jù.”

Igbo
44M speakers · South-East Nigeria

“Ọbara gị adịghị elu nke ọma. Nke a nwere ike ịgwa anaemia dị nwayọ.”

Trust & safety

A health tool you can trust.

WetinDey is built with the safeguards healthcare requires — clinician review, careful escalation, and absolute respect for your privacy.

Reviewed by Nigerian clinicians

Every clinical translation phrase is verified by licensed Nigerian doctors and pharmacists before it reaches you. We don’t deploy AI translations clinicians haven’t signed off on.

We tell you when to see a doctor

WetinDey explains your result, but never replaces clinical care. If your values suggest urgent action, we tell you clearly. Critical signals always trigger “see a doctor” guidance.

NDPA-compliant from day one

Your lab data stays in Nigerian-residency Supabase storage. Encrypted in transit and at rest. We never sell, share, or train external AI on your personal health data. Built for NDPA 2023.

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Were onboarding in waves. Drop your email or WhatsApp number well let you know the moment your language is ready.

  • Free to start when youre invited
  • Five Nigerian languages
  • NDPA-compliant data handling

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Stop panicking.
Sabi your result.

Translate your first lab result free. Five Nigerian languages. Reviewed by clinicians. 30 seconds from cryptic to clear.